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 - Bo Nerr
 - Cam L. Toe
 - Major Woody
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+## Funny Jokes
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+what do gingers miss most at a great party?  the invitation
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+what does a ginger to when he wants to high-five a friend?  he claps
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+how many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?  only one but the light bulb has to really want to change
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+why were the twin towers mad during 9/11?  they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane